kmsjoji:

chokememax:

If you ever need to find me, I’ll just be here laughing at this for eternity

is this Scarce

tfw he looks more fuckable with this filter

fantastiktrash:

Someone : You’re so quiet. Is everything ok?

My mind : YEAHHHHHHHHH I TREAT HER LIKE BITCH, I FUCK HER IN THE ASS THEN I FUCK HER IN THE TITS AND IF SHE CAN’T HANDLE THAT THEN I’LL LET HER SUCK MY DICK

Me : yeahhh. Just thinking about….stuff…life…

alcoholicgifts:

ecofrat:

me gettin stabbed as usual

“lol what can you do”

“o dear I must of left the stove on”

curioscurio:

curioscurio:

curioscurio:

if im careful i could whittle this peanut into sonic

he needs a paint job 

im physically nauseous 

bobavader:

I had a dream last night that there was a massive global conspiracy hiding the fact that the United States was actually shaped like this 

I live in the secret florida and can confirm this map as accurate

jammycooks:

Big Malasadas from Pokemon Sun and Moon Recipe

swimminghomosubtitles:

how to get rekt. ― a guide by yamazaki sosuke

apple5kies:

“Rin is mine.”

“No way. He’s mine. You suck.”

“I’m the main character. He’s obviously mine.”

“You have Makoto, you brat. Rin is mine.”

“Makoto is also mine.”

-angry eye battle for five years-

brownnod:

when u realize ur way too deep into a ship